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Monday, October 03, 2005

"I Don't Mind Getting Shot...

...I just don't like being told about it first"-Bob Dylan

This is one of those that I didn't quite know how to start...so that was kind of an ice-breaker I guess. People really really surprise me with their stupidity. I know being an American that I should be used to this kind of thing, but I guess I'm just a little stubborn. It's not like anyone is ever going to be as smart as me anyways. Case in point, today in my history class we were discussing important dates of the revolutionary war. Much to his delight, my sniveling little professor got to the declaration of independence, which as a history professor, is one of those few opportunities to throw in some generic cliché expression, which he did. As if that wasn't bad enough, a girl in the back of the class, whom my rather astute friend Britney has observed is on her last few brain cells, raises her hand to ask what date that occurred. My professor laughed, assuming she was joking, but she wasn't. You heard it. She did not know the date that is celebrated as the birth of our nation, July 4th, 1776. In accordance with her previous display of ignorant bliss, she paused, looked around, and exclaimed "oh, I get it now. That’s why it's called independence day." I wanted to hurt myself.


Me severing my own head with a lightsaber.

It's ok though, because the day really didn't get better. W once again confirmed that if you had ever come across his path in any way, shape, or form that you could and would get appointed to a high government position, regardless of your experience level or qualifications. Good to know. This is also part of that American stupidity thing. Or at least 51 percent of America. Moving on, I can't stand the new Jack Link's Beef Jerky commercials. They're about as funny to me as a toilet seat with piss on it.


A toilet seat with piss on it.

I watch a lot of tv, and I demand that my eyes no longer be subjected to that kind of torture. That's it, I'm out. I leave you with Superman beating the balls out of Batman.

2 Comments:

  • At 9:44 AM, Blogger kerri said…

    i really like these 'life in the day of' entries. and the pics are definately a nice addition. made me laugh.

     
  • At 9:56 PM, Blogger MAA said…

    youre a weirdo...

     

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